The great conjurer and escapapologist Peter was an
expert with locks and safes.
He was once challenged by a safe maker
to open a locked safe.Before accepting the challenge,
peter examied the safe carefully and saw it
was a new design that would be inpossible to unlock.
Nevertheless, he accepted th challenge, and won it .
How?
he offered to make the challenge more harker by being lock in a safe.
he had guessed that the safe was easier to unlock
from the inside than the outside!
7:36 PM
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large and steep hill. Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and, just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose.
The bear roared fiercely. The man was so scared that he lost his balance and fell down the hill with the bear not far behind. As he tumbled down the hill, the man lost his gun. When he finally stopped at the bottom, he found that he had a broken leg. Escape was impossible and so the man, who had never been particularly religious prayed, "God, if you will make this bear a Christian I will be happy with whatever lot you give me for the rest of my life."
The bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the heavens quizzically... and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake."
Jolene Wee
3:23 AM
One day in the class, a bear came running in together with a boy named Wei en.
When the bear came running in, everyone fled accept two.Those two were Renny
and Wei En. If you want to know why then you got to check their hearts for yourselves.
Lucklly for you, I checked their hearts for you!!!
I'll tell you why in a few moments but let me tell you a little story about Wei en:
You see, when Wei En was born, he was born a chicken and he was sent to the circus to play soccer with a clown.The clown represented Assennal (Ass-en-nal) and Wei En represented Manchester United. From kickoff, the clown dominated the match and by half time Wei En's girlfriend came running in to the circus tent with perfume all over her body. She shouted at the clown, "Get away from my smoochie poo!" The clown backed off and right at that moment a giant lipstick droped from the celling and riding on it was the giant Darius Yan. Wei En was relived when he saw Darius ( Da-ri-us )!
Okay, now I will tell you why the two of them stayed in class: You see, in Wei En's case he was thinking about a man-turned-girl named Gerald. every single night he would think about Gerald and long to marry "her"! In Renny's case, she was to busy thinking highly of herself and she was trying to boss the bear around only to realise that the bear was about to kill her. The very next day two big occations went on one was quite happy and the other was very sad!!!
I'll start with the good news and later move on to the bad news.The good news is that Wei En was getting married that day with his "wife" However , the bad news was that renny was lying in a hospital bed with flowers next to her bed trying to get well after the bear bite. three everything was good in the sense that Renny had been discharged from hospital to go back to living her noraml life.
From,
Joseph Soh
P.S. Sorry if I upsetted you by using your name in this story^_^
Hope you can accpt this kind of joke ^_^
BYE BYE!!!
5:13 AM
This morning is our history test.I've pinned my notes inside my vest.Inside my coat I wrote my notes,including dates and famous quotes.I've written more upon my handthat only I can understand,and in my socks and sleeves I stowedmy scribbled notes in secret code.I've written down so many names of winners of Olympic games,of buildings, people, places too,from Tennessee to Timbuktu.I even copied down a pieceon ancient Rome and ancient Greece,plus everything from Shakespeare's playsto who invented mayonnaise.I came to school so well prepared.I wasn't nervous, wasn't scared.But here it is, the history test.I look inside my coat and vestto get the dates and famous quote find I cannot read my notes.So much for Shakespeare, Greece and Rome.I left my glasses back at home.By: Renny Teo
10:50 PM
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