One day in the class, a bear came running in together with a boy named Wei en.
When the bear came running in, everyone fled accept two.Those two were Renny
and Wei En. If you want to know why then you got to check their hearts for yourselves.
Lucklly for you, I checked their hearts for you!!!
I'll tell you why in a few moments but let me tell you a little story about Wei en:
You see, when Wei En was born, he was born a chicken and he was sent to the circus to play soccer with a clown.The clown represented Assennal (Ass-en-nal) and Wei En represented Manchester United. From kickoff, the clown dominated the match and by half time Wei En's girlfriend came running in to the circus tent with perfume all over her body. She shouted at the clown, "Get away from my smoochie poo!" The clown backed off and right at that moment a giant lipstick droped from the celling and riding on it was the giant Darius Yan. Wei En was relived when he saw Darius ( Da-ri-us )!
Okay, now I will tell you why the two of them stayed in class: You see, in Wei En's case he was thinking about a man-turned-girl named Gerald. every single night he would think about Gerald and long to marry "her"! In Renny's case, she was to busy thinking highly of herself and she was trying to boss the bear around only to realise that the bear was about to kill her. The very next day two big occations went on one was quite happy and the other was very sad!!!
I'll start with the good news and later move on to the bad news.The good news is that Wei En was getting married that day with his "wife" However , the bad news was that renny was lying in a hospital bed with flowers next to her bed trying to get well after the bear bite. three everything was good in the sense that Renny had been discharged from hospital to go back to living her noraml life.
From,
Joseph Soh
P.S. Sorry if I upsetted you by using your name in this story^_^
Hope you can accpt this kind of joke ^_^
BYE BYE!!!
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